Life Is Short; Live It Up
Hey, my name's Alex. 21 years old. Jersey girl. Likes: piercings, tattoos, shoes, music, hanging out with friends, football, buying new clothes, chapstick, reading, coffee, taking long walks with my ipod, video games, and working out...I'm also an intersectional feminist, and if you don't like it I actually don't care so feel free to leave.
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